Today In TNT Announcers Not Knowing The English Language, Shaq And "Unwritten Rules"
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I love these TNT guys, they’re basically doing a Barstool Rundown in front of the country. Just say whatever you want and hope it works. Shaq’s unwritten rule that you shouldn’t be bad at basketball two times in a row. Reggie Miller not even coming close to understanding what the word Pun means,
Yesterday, KFC, Feits and I had an entire conversation about Dubai the country (it’s a city I guess), it’s all perfect. These guys are me and these guys are you. 95% of the time we don’t know what we’re talking about but that won’t stop us from saying it. It’s what makes men men, I’m dumb but I don’t care, here’s a little nugget from my brain that sounds stupid but whatever, if I say it with enough confidence maybe it will work???
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Shaq is technically not wrong. Has it ever been written down that a player shouldn’t suck twice in a row? Not in the rule book it hasn’t. So rock on with your bad self Shaq.
Other Unwritten Shaq Rules
-Try to win when you play basketball
-Always wipe your butt after pooping
-Remember to breathe every couple of seconds
-When you drive in your car, it’s an unwritten rule that you shouldn’t crash it.
-Try be good at your job and make money
-Shoot the ball in the hoop without missing